Artie and Dumaas Insult contest

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Dumaas: Do you know who you're dealing with Artie? I am Captain Dumaas. I'm a Big Star! I'm a household name!

Artie: So is the Mr. Ty-D-Bol Man, Are you related?

Dumaas: Ooooh, That's really funny coming from a kid who looks like Homeless Hippie.

Artie: You know, I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

Dumaas: Oh Yeah? Is that your face or did you block a kick?

Artie: If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.

Dumaas: There's a train leaving in a few minutes, why don't you be under it?

Artie: I'd Ask you how old you are, But I doubt you can count that high.

Dumaas: I guess you're one of those might brains. Might Empty!

Artie: You've got a good face for radio.

Dumaas: You're a...big....Dummy!

Artie: Is that your nose, or is that an unpopped zit?


Dumaas: Well....Your tie's....lame.

Artie: For a guy who claims he chases bad guys, you couldn't even chase a parked car.

Dumaas:..Y-you're a little...baby... 
doody-head.

Artie: I know you are, but what am I?


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Ultra Man: Ha! Teach him a lesson Artie.