Artie: So is the Mr. Ty-D-Bol Man, Are you related?
Dumaas: Ooooh, That's really funny coming from a kid who looks like Homeless Hippie.
Artie: You know, I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
Dumaas: Oh Yeah? Is that your face or did you block a kick?
Artie: If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.
Dumaas: There's a train leaving in a few minutes, why don't you be under it?
Artie: I'd Ask you how old you are, But I doubt you can count that high.
Dumaas: I guess you're one of those might brains. Might Empty!
Artie: You've got a good face for radio.
Dumaas: You're a...big....Dummy!
Artie: Is that your nose, or is that an unpopped zit?
Dumaas: Well....Your tie's....lame.
Artie: For a guy who claims he chases bad guys, you couldn't even chase a parked car.
Dumaas:..Y-you're a little...baby... doody-head.
Artie: I know you are, but what am I?